Report: Nation Deeply Divided on Correct Spelling of “Chode”
WASHINGTON — A new report revealed that among the many issues currently dividing Americans, none is more divisive than how…
Combat vet joins War on Drugs
ST. LOUIS — In an inspiring display of patriotic fervor, a local combat veteran has announced his eagerness to reenlist…
Mennonite to Join ‘Golden Dome’ Program
WASHINGTON, DC The White House’s new $175 billion ‘golden dome’ defence program seems bound for completion this week after the…
Wong responds to Israel starving thousands of children by dropping the ‘kind’ from ‘kind regards’ at the end of her letters
As reports from the UN warn that 14,000 babies in Palestine may die to due starvation in just 48 hours,…
Commissar Angela Rayner: “Savers! We want all your wealth. NOW!”
MANCHESTER – England – Commissar Rayner has vowed to deplete all private wealth and savings from all proles during the…
Nothing to see here – just a creepy picture that was hidden inside a wall for decades
Over on Reddit, back in 2023, u/BeginningSir2984 quite aptly headed to the r/weird forum to share what she found while…
11 Statements That Are Not Protected By The First Amendment
The First Amendment protects most forms of speech. But did you know that there are certain things even the Constitution…
‘More gold and less science’ demands disappointed Donald Trump after learning Golden Dome not made of actual gold
Donald Trump has reportedly been left “deeply disappointed” after discovering that the US military’s new ‘Golden Dome’ missile defence system…
5 Episodes Of ‘Boy Meets World’ Where Mr. Feeny Is Hospitalized After Eating A Mushed-Up Crabapple Off His Car Tire And Everyone Kind Of Wonders If They’ve Been Taking Life Advice From The Wrong Guy
Any ‘Boy Meets World’ fan knows that the beloved teacher Mr. Feeny is the beating heart of this classic sitcom. Some of the…
Principal Satirical Journalism for May 21, 2025
Finest Satirical Journalism In cutting-edge digital landscape, satirical journalism has carved out a special area of interest, presenting readers a…
MAGA Puppets Educate the Children of Damascus
MAGA Puppets Educate the Children of Damascus—God Help Us DAMASCUS — If satire could get any more literal, Trump Tower…
New Los Angeles Law Requires You to Ask Dog Owners Their Name Too
LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Superior Court ruled on Monday that all interactions with strangers’ dogs will require at…
BREAKING: Republicans pass $63B bill to figure out how to cut spending by spending more
In a dazzling display of fiscal acrobatics, House Republicans, led by the ever-proud Speaker Mike Johnson, have passed a historic…
Bruce Springsteen’s Plumi Moos Deemed “A Little Dry”
GOESSEL, KS Atteendees at a Kansas Mennonite church potluck were disappointed this week after rock superstar Bruce Springsteen showed up…
“U up?”: H Fong slides into Nationals’ DMs after news of breakup
Word that the Nationals broke up with their long-term democracy fuck-buddy, the Liberal Party, has spread across the Parliament dating…
JD Vance Questions Why Pope Not Wearing a Suit
The US Vice President has used his short meeting with Pope Leo to question why the Catholic leader doesn’t wear…
Donald Trump went bumbling off and almost walked into a wall before being steered away by the House Speaker – 17 facepalms
Another day, another reason to sweat over the thought of Donald Trump having the nuclear codes. After a meeting with…
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Goddam lunatic answers phone showing ‘number withheld’
A 34-year-old man from Croydon has been branded “a danger to society” after answering a phone call from a number…
Fascinating: Biologists Have Revealed That Camel’s Humps Don’t Actually Store Water, They Store A Bunch Of Raisins
You can be forgiven for believing the oft-repeated urban legend that a camel’s hump is filled with water, a “fact”…