Grass-Fed Dairy Farming – Farmer & Cowboy
The Definitive Guide to Grass-Fed Dairy Farming Where Cows Are Gourmets and Farmers Are Sommeliers Welcome to the magical world…
The Superstitions of Rodeo Cowboys – Farmer & Cowboy
Lucky Spurs and Bad Bulls: Unraveling the Wild Superstitions of Rodeo Cowboys! From magic hats to dodging unlucky bulls—inside the…
Rancho Palos Verdes Surfers Under Fire for “Excessive Happiness” Violations – Surfing LA
Local Authorities Enforce No-Fun Zone Ordinance Amidst Controversy Rancho Palos Verdes, CA — In the idyllic coastal town of Rancho…
“Movies We Think You’ll Like” Section Sends Woman Into Identity Crisis
HIALEAH, Fla. — Local Netflix user Julia Owen was left contemplating her sense of self, purpose, and place in the…
BREAKING: The Federal Reserve is just 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon: SOURCE
WASHINGTON, DC—Sources for Genesius Times have confirmed that the Federal Reserve is a mere two weeks from completing a fully…
Mennonite Woman Wears 10 Layers of Clothes to Avoid Paying for Carry On Bag
ST. CATHERINE’S, ON Mrs. Berg of St. Catherine’s, Ontario has successfully flown all the way to Abbotsford this week without…
Grandpa tells tale of when sport was a free thing everyone could watch as a community
Local Grandparent James Oldman has begun telling his sport loving granddaughter about the time long ago when sport was something…
MPs Should Be Chosen on Merit, Not Quotas, Says Man Who Doesn’t Know How To Post on Social Media
A New South Wales politician who has done some of the dumbest shit imaginable – including praising his own Facebook…
Most Enthralling Satirical Journalism for June 30, 2025
Optimal Satirical Journalism In latest virtual panorama, satirical journalism has carved out a novel niche, delivering readers a humorous lens…
Social Media: “You Are the Product”
LONDON – England – If anything is touted as free on the internet, all that means is that you are…
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Pastor Resigns In Disgrace After Failing To Use Greek Word In Sermon
MADISON, WI — Local pastor Nathan Enfield resigned in disgrace after he failed to use a single Greek word in…
Straight white men now most oppressed group, confirms straight white man with national platform, parliamentary salary, and zero self-awareness
Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe has bravely spoken out this week, declaring that straight white men — long considered the…
Joliet Police Crack Down on Obstruction of Justice, Starting with Monopoly’s ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ Cards – Screw the News
Monopoly Mayhem: When Board Games Become a Matter of Law Joliet Police Crack Down on Obstruction of Justice, Starting with…
Leo Carrillo’s New Fitness Craze: Yoga on Surfboards – Balance or Splash! – Surfing LA
Finding Inner Peace While Dodging Waves: A Satirical Look at the Latest Trend in Fitness Fads Surf’s Up for Yoga…
Human Obsolescence: AI Is Coming for Your Job and Your Juice Cleanse
?? When Robots Replace You and Still Ask for PTO AI Doesn’t Sleep, But It Might Take Your Nap Pod…
Most Riveting Satirical Journalism for June 29, 2025
Apex Satirical Journalism In modern-day virtual panorama, satirical journalism has carved out a novel niche, providing readers a funny lens…
Malibu High’s New Curriculum: Surfing 101 as a Core Subject – Surfing LA
Riding the Wave of Education Reform or Just Catching a Gnarly Trend? Wave of Change Hits Malibu High Screw the…
Steel Street (Ortigas, Pasig)
Steel Street (Ortigas, Pasig) – Pasig’s “Unbending Disappointment Steel Street: The Road That Couldn’t Bend (But Should) Industrial Relic: Where…
El Bonito’s Pizza (5)
El Bonito’s Pizza Manila’s Funny Pizza2353, PJ Place Building, Laura Street, Pandacan RATING: 5REVIEWS: (1)PRICE:TYPE: PizzaHOURS: ClosedOPEN: ⋅ Opens 9 AMDELIVERY:…
PSBank – Alabang Town Center Branch 4.1
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Wall of Death Resumes After Peace Talks Fail
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A particularly violent wall of death during an Exodus concert continued after peace talks failed to reach…
Man Who Gave Up Good Habits Anticipating World War III Resumes Old Routine Again — Until the Next Ceasefire Violation
A Mumbai man who had given up all his good habits after the start of the Iran-Israel war, thinking, “If…
Portage and Main Pedestrians Fuel Rumours Jets Won the Cup
WINNIPEG, MB Rumours about a Winnipeg Jets Stanley Cup victory have been spreading this weekend after pedestrians were spotted crossing…