What the Deaths of Countless Middle Eastern Civilians Means for You at the Pump
Summer is almost here. That means hopping in your car and hitting the open road with your best friends and…
After Israel attacks Iran, IndoPacom commander starts hiding missiles under bed
HONOLULU — The commander of U.S. Indo-Pacific Command has begun hiding AGM-114 Hellfire missiles, Mk84 Joint Direct Attack Munitions, 20…
City Turns Every Available Flat Surface into Pickleball Courts
CALGARY, AB The City of Calgary has recently unveiled a new plan to turn every bit of flat surface area…
G7 summit focuses on not bringing up Elon’s Epstein tweet
As world leaders come together at the G7 summit, many of the leaders will have a heavy focus on not…
Iranian Regime Escalates Operation True Promise III
TEHRAN – Iran – The Iranian regime is escalating the war with Operation True Promise III by increasing the volume…
Seth MacFarlane Claims That This Comedy Was Really Tom Hanks’ Greatest Performance
By JM McNab Published: June 16th, 2025
Meet the gay men supporting the Conservative Party: “We hate trans people more than we like having rights”
CHILLIWACK, BC – Recently, organizers of the Fraser Valley Trans Pride Festival ran into opposition when a group proclaiming themselves…
Someone asked about stuff we can’t do because of the actions of one person – 22 things ruined for all of us
If you’ve been on an aeroplane since 2006, you’ll be well aware of the restriction on taking more than 100ml…
Eight acts headlining your crappy little local music festival
YOU live in a small town of no real note and yet someone has decided you deserve your own music…
Satan Holds ‘No King Of Kings’ Rally
HELL — The serpent of old, who is called the devil and Satan, held a controversial “No King of Kings”…
Soccer Aid successfully raises less than a quarter of what England coach Tyson Fury was paid to fight Oleksandr Usyk
Soccer Aid is today celebrating raising £15m for charity, which is almost 20% of the £85m England coach Tyson Fury…
Heartbreaking: Bullies At This Kid’s School Call Him ‘Cap’n Crunch Junior’ Just Because His Dad Is A Cereal Pirate Who Sails Through The Streets On A Ship Full Of Crunch Berries
Bullying in our nation’s schools is an all-too-common occurrence, and this story proves just how cruel kids can be to…
Rancho Palos Verdes Surfers Start Campaign to Replace Sand with Memory Foam for Softer Wipeouts – Surfing LA
Cushioned Coasts: Surfing Towards a Softer Future on Foam-Covered Beaches Wipeouts Welcomed: The Radical Proposal to Turn Beaches into Giant…
Poetic Tribute to Malibu’s Royal Coronation – Screw the News
British Tourist Pens Poetic Tribute to Malibu’s Royal Coronation, Surfers and Celebrities Unite For the background on this BREAKING story…
Struggling Punk Dad Forced To Boil, Eat Pasta Necklace Son Made For Father’s Day
TACOMA, Wash. — Local cash-strapped punk father Eric Mallory was left with no other choice but to boil and eat…
Local woman quickly checks phone to see if World War III has started
Local woman Steph Owen has taken a quick ten second break do check her phone to see if World War…
Why Some Activists are Labelled as Mentally Ill
LOS ANGELES – USA – Why are activists labelled by many observers as mentally ill? The post Why Some Activists…
Tonight’s ‘Rick and Morty’ Might Be the Most Sacrilegious Episode of TV Ever
By Keegan Kelly Published: June 15th, 2025
Poilievre can’t believe he hung out with Jordan Peterson for nothing
OTTAWA – Former member of Parliament Pierre Poilievre today bemoaned the interview he gave to Jordan Peterson, saying he can’t…
There’s a new entry for the Donald Trump Big Book of Covfefe Words, and it’s ‘perade’ – 17 responses that spell out the problem
While Donald Trump’s tacky show of military might may have cost the US upwards of $45 million – though experts…
Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job Openings In Iran
TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent college graduates looking for work in the field of nuclear engineering will…
Men enjoying day of pampering as reward for successful ejaculation
Men across the country are enjoying a day of being pampered as a reward for a successful ejaculation they experienced…
Premier Satirical Journalism for June 16, 2025
Premier Satirical Journalism In today’s digital landscape, satirical journalism has carved out a completely unique area of interest, featuring readers…