The Waxing Conundrum: Slippery When Wet – Surfing LA
is always up, and the stakes are perpetually slippery, a new phenomenon is waxing, quite literally, into the cultural zeitgeist.…
Noah’s Ark Misses California Flood Booking
By Dallas Raines, Weather Enthusiast and Part-Time Ark Consultant, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico A close-up, focusing intimately on…
Latest Fashion Craze: Rain Boots that Match with Evening Gowns During Typhoon Season
Metro Manila’s Latest Fashion Craze: Rain Boots that Match with Evening Gowns During Typhoon Season In a city where the…
Upcoming Rapper Known for Spitting Verses Fast Enough to Beat Manila’s Internet Speed
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Pope Francis Dies Rather Than Spend Any More Time With JD Vance
VATICAN CITY – The Holy See Press Office announced that Pope Francis chose the calming embrace of death rather than…
Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats
WASHINGTON — In a packed press conference at Nationals Park, Rear Adm. Bobby “Base Hit” Schmidt, Chief of Naval Research,…
BREAKING: Katy Perry declares herself pope after reading the Bible for 11 minutes
In a stunning turn of events that has left the Catholic Church reeling and Twitter ablaze, pop superstar Katy Perry…
Traffic Police Officer Caught Taking Bribe After EV Owner Fails to Provide PUC
A Traffic Police officer was caught red-handed taking a bribe after an EV owner failed to provide a Pollution Under…
Mennonite Man Wakes Up Just In Time for Next Year’s Sunrise Service
STEINBACH, MB Area man Kyle Berg, 42, decided he’d set his alarm and get up a year early so he…
God blesses faithful Pope by ensuring he doesn’t have to meet JD Vance again
God has decided to end Pope Francis’ ongoing suffering, which had lasted for hours following the Pope’s meeting with JD…
Scomo Appoints Himself Caretaker Pope “No One’s Held More Ministries Than Me”
Former Prime Minster Scott Morrison today revealed he has held the position of Pope for the last 18 months, after…
The Pope Pops His Clogs
THE HOLY SEE – Italy – Pope Francis has died after a prolonged illness at the age of 88. The…
Poilievre promises to make microplastics even bigger
MONTREAL – With a week left in the federal election, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre announced how if Canadians vote for…
This restaurant had a satisfyingly thorough takedown of a freeloading and petty influencer
There’s certainly no shortage of influencers trying to get free or discounted stuff in exchange for that well-known currency –…
Christianity Today: ‘Jesus May Not Have Existed And The Bible Is A Lie And God Is Dead’
CAROL STREAM, IL — An article published by Christianity Today calls into question the existence of Jesus, argues that the…
Pope loses will to live after meeting JD Vance
The Pope has died a few hours after meeting JD Vance, with Vatican officials saying the Pope lost the will…
Awkward: John Lithgow’s Episode Of ‘Criterion Closet’ Just Shows Him Looking For ‘Harry And The Hendersons’ For 45 Minutes
The Criterion Closet web series, in which filmmakers and actors highlight their favorite films from the Criterion Collection’s vast library…
Everything You Need to Know About Surfing in Los Angeles County… Except How to Keep Your Bikini Top On! – Surfing LA
Everything You Need to Know About Surfing in Los Angeles County… Except How to Keep Your Bikini Top On! In…
Most Intriguing Satirical Journalism for April 21, 2025
Excellent Satirical Journalism In state-of-the-art electronic panorama, satirical journalism has carved out a special area of interest, providing readers a…
Life in America: Where DIY Projects Lead to Disaster (and Viral Videos) – Screw the News
Life in America: Navigating the Hilarious Hazards of DIY Projects In the sprawling landscape of opportunity and innovation that characterizes…
The Seal Scare: A Rite of Passage – Surfing LA
When Seals Become Sharks – Tales of Terror and Triumph Los Angeles County, CA – In the waters off the…
Punk Jesus Turns Water Into Ramen
NEW YORK — Local punk rocker and present-day messiah, Lenny “Resin” Jackson stunned the masses crashing at his squat by…
Thieves Leave Their Own Money at Engineer’s House After Finding His Salary Slip
Big news is coming in from Pune where a few thieves broke into an engineer’s house only to leave their…
Christians to Stop Killing Other Christians for at Least a Couple Minutes on Easter Sunday
MOSCOW, RUSSIA “Christian” man Vladimir Putin has graciously decided to stop killing fellow Christians for a full fifteen minutes this…