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From terrible bosses to nightmare roommates, we’ve all had our fair share of idiots in life. I’m not talking about you, of course. I am sure you are a fantastic person. They always tip at least 20% and have never yelled at anyone in traffic. Still, aren’t you a little curious as to whether some of the things you say might be perceived as asshole-like by other people?

Because I personally take the radical stance that regardless of age, gender, or background, you’ve probably been an asshole at least once in your life. So I checked this r / AskReddit thread Finding the key phrases that are usually a sure sign that the speaker is a total idiot, only to confirm to myself that I’m not saying any of them. Neither do you … right?